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Friday, March 28, 2008

Romo Shoots 2 Over at the Azalea Invitational

Yesterday, Tony Romo shot 2 over 73 in the Azalea Invitational, at the Country Club of Charleston, SC, one of the top amateur golf events in the country. The 1 handicap golfer is just four shots off the lead.

Romo who just missed qualifying for the 2007 U.S. Open is being caddied by best friend, Terrell Owens. When asked about "his golfer", Owens, with a tear in his eye, said, "He's playing pretty well despite the fact that he keeps loosing those dumb ass Nike balls of his. They keep slippin' away from him into the grass and trees".

Owens was later heard complaining, "He'd probably win this thing if he'd just use those pretty pink balls I got him for Christmas. Oh, and one other thing, can someone tell that Simpson girl to stay in the club house during rounds; she's so distracting".