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Saturday, March 8, 2008

Bush: Waterboarding is nothing but good clean fun

President Bush vetoed the bill to ban water boarding today, saying that he wouldn't know what it would have been like not to have such good clean All-American fun in college.

"When I was pledging, the Skull & Bones Society", I was water boarded", Bush said. He added, "I even passed out for a good 20 to 25 minutes, not breathing, before someone thought to call the school nurse for a little mouth to mouth if you know what I mean (wink, wink).

Bush concluded, "Yes sirry Bob, I was water boarded and so were the pledges the following semester. I even started the tradition with the Baseball team, in my senior year. Who are we to end such a harmless tried and true American tradition?"