President Bush vetoed the bill to ban water boarding today, saying that he wouldn't know what it would have been like not to have such good clean All-American fun in college.
"When I was pledging, the Skull & Bones Society", I was water boarded", Bush said. He added, "I even passed out for a good 20 to 25 minutes, not breathing, before someone thought to call the school nurse for a little mouth to mouth if you know what I mean (wink, wink).
Bush concluded, "Yes sirry Bob, I was water boarded and so were the pledges the following semester. I even started the tradition with the Baseball team, in my senior year. Who are we to end such a harmless tried and true American tradition?"
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