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Saturday, March 1, 2008

Clinton Gets Endorsment From Old Ally

Senator Hillary Diane Rodham-Clinton Jr. received a late endorsement for her campaign today, as Senator Barack Obama busily courts Jewish voters.

Palestinian support came flooding into the Clinton campaign headquarters this morning on the heals of a ringing endorsement from an old friend of the Clintons, Suha Arafat. Suha, you may remember, is the widow of former Palestinian Leader Yasir Arafat.

Impeached President, William Jefferson Clinton sang the praises of such an endorsement by reminding everyone how this will undoubtedly strengthen our position in the Middle East. He also extended an invitation to Suha, for tea.