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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Castro Retires!

Fidel Castro has decide to sail off into the sunrise

After 49 years in public service, Fidel Castro has decided to call it a career and retire.

In a 3 hour rambling statement, by the little dictator, Castro said that he has yearned to answer the call of the sea and would be sailing around the world of Cuba in his finest sailing vessel.

When asked what the state of the union for Cuba is as he leaves office, an always eloquent Castro replied, " I have total confidence in that Cuba will continue to flourish and set the pace for the rest of the world." He continued his statement by saying, "It is not easy being a 'Super Power' but with great power comes great responsibility."