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Friday, April 4, 2008


No Kids On The Blog!

Depends Undergarments in association with Hair Club for Men and Geritol Concert Series is pleased to host the 'New Kids On the Block' 2008 Reunion tour. This will be the biggest tour since the Stones reunions in 1983, 1985, 1988, 1996..., stated some guy working for Ticketmaster.

Almost as soon as this announcement was made, people with no lives started pouring out of the woodwork to form lines for tickets. Norman Vargass, a big fan of the band since their earliest days playing in strip malls, said "I've been waiting for this my entire life". "I hung all of my old posters up and even made room by putting my Scott "Charles in Charge" Baio and David "Knight Rider" Hasselhoff posters into storage", Vargass added.

Some changes to NKOTB's repertoire will be the addition of some Barbershop harmony and a Barry White medley, due to changes in the singers voices.

Vargass began leading the crowd in a chant of, "Hang Tough" as the they began hearing rumors that tickets may already be sold out at the Garden.