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Monday, June 23, 2008
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Albert Einstein
"The problems in the world today are so enormous they cannot be solved with the level of thinking that created them."
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Free State Republicans Say
Martin O'Malley Sucks
What Would Reagan Do? (Click and Find Out)
"On my honor, I will do my best"
Susan G. Koman For the Cure (Click)
The Curly R
John Riggins
Chris Cooley
Clinton Portis
Santana Moss
Jason Campbell
Slinging Sammy Baugh
The Iron Man of Football
Joe Theismann
Sonny Jurgensen
Billy Kilmer
Doug Williams
Trench Warfare
Bobby Mitchell
Charlie Taylor
Larry Brown
Art Monk
Gary Clark
Ricky Sanders
Mark Mosley
Darrell Green
Monte Coleman
Dave Butz
Wilbur Marshall
Pat Fisher
Chris Hanburger
John Riggins "The Run"
"Lighten up Sandy Baby"
Joe Gibbs
George Allen
"Hey Chris; did we remember to turn the hot water off in the Cowboy's showers?"
Washington Redskins
"Hail to the Redskins"
I'm a Redskins fan and...
...They Suck!
New York Giants
Eagles
Baltimore Orioles
"Go O's"
Cal Ripken Jr.
Brooks Robinson
Eddie Murray
Frank Robinson
Jim Palmer
"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it."
Earl Weaver
"On my tombstone just write, 'The sorest loser that ever lived.'"
4 X 20 O's
Win Ugly, If You Have To.
Baltimore Sentiment
...and so do the Red Sox!
The New York Yankees...
...SUCK!
Boston Red Sox
Baltimore Ravens
"Go Ravens"
Ray Lewis
Pittsburgh Steelers
Sigma Pi Fraternity
University of Maryland
Sigma Pi Fraternity
University of Maryland
"Go Terps"
University of Maryland
Fear the Turtle
Gary Williams
Juan Dixon & Steve Blake
Len Bias
Blue Devils
University of North Carolina
and so does this color, blue
USBDT
Member Since 1981
To Cure What Ales...
Always start with a good amount of head
Homer Simpson
"...take one down, pass it it around..."
Bass Ale
Guinness Extra Stout
Harp Lager
Irish Light Beer
A Blonde and a Brunette walk into a bar...
Löwenbräu
München
"What's your pleasure?"
Bushmills - Since 1608
"What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for." - Irish Proverb
Nice Combo
The King Says to
Relax and Enjoy a Cigar
Fat City Cigar Lounge
Not many of these places left
Arturo Fuente
Fuente Fuente
Opus X
Cohiba - La Habana, Cuba
"Come in here boy, have a cigar; you're gonna go far" - Pink Floyd
General Cigar Company
" Let's Herf"
Puffin Cigar Club
Smokin with the King
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" Hey Parents! This Blog is rated NC-17, so before you go further, look around!"
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About Me, The King
- King Evil Theo
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Mutterings from the Serfs
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Baby Prince Theo
January 1967
Baby Prince Theo
Catching a few ZZZZZ's
Baby Prince Theo, in late 1967
1st Tooth & 1st Pitch Fork
Master Prince Theo
1st day of school; look! new shoes
Young Prince Theo - The Adolescent
Teen Angst
1st Girl
Babes Are Hot Down Here!
Prince Evil Theo, the Letterman
Captain, Hades State University Pillaging Team
Prince Evil Theo, in his Twenties
"Arrogant Bastard; you're not worthy"
Prince Evil Theo
"Ready for Ascension; Bring the Reign"
Coronation: King Evil Theo; Long Live the King
"Capo di tutti capi"
King Evil Theo
"Reign Supreme"
Old King Evil Theo
"Survive life and reign forever"
Dashboard Jesus
"I love this Blog"
Hey Liberal
Ronald Reagan
"When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat."
George S. Patton
"A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week."
Sun Tzu
"Unhappy is the fate of one who tries to win his battles and succeed in his attacks without cultivating the spirit of enterprise, for the result is a waste of time and general stagnation."
Vince Lombardi
"If you are not fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm"
Joe Gibbs
"Failures are expected by losers, ignored by winners."
Jack Kent Cooke
"I am in a state of ecstasy. Never mind that nonsense about euphoria and so on, it is sheer unadulterated, uncompromising ecstasy.''
Winston Churchill
"If you are going through hell, keep going."
John Wayne
“If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.”
Charlton Heston
"Mr.Clinton, when what you say is wrong, that's a mistake. When you know it's wrong, that's a lie."
Captain
"...What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week - which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it..."
Paul Newman - Cool Hand Luke
"...It's beginnin' to look like you got things fixed so I can't never win out. Inside, outside, all 'em rules and regulations and bosses..."
Patrick Bateman - American Psycho
"I need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale can not be corrected but, uh, I have no other way to fulfill my needs."
Charlie Chaplin
"This is a ruthless world and one must be ruthless to cope with it."
Johnny Carson
"Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do."
Mel Brooks
“I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.”
Bernie Mac
"When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on Earth."
Redd Foxx
"Hey Lamont..."
W.C. Fields
"Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times."
Alfred Hitchcock
"Conversation is the enemy of good wine and food...."
Bluto Blutarsky
"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."
Cristopher Walken
La Cosa Nostra
"Omertà"
The Corleones
All In The Family
Marlon Brando - Don Vito Corleone
"Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But uh, until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day."
Robert Duvall - Consigliere Tom Hagen
"Mr. Corleone never asks a second favor once he’s refused the first, understood?"
Al Pacino - Don Michael Corleone
"We're all part of the same hypocrisy, Senator. But never think it applies to my family."
Corleone & Sons
"It's business, not personal"
The Rat Pack
"What happens in Vegas..."
The Rat Pack
All For One And One For All
Humphrey Bogart
“People who don't drink are afraid of revealing themselves”
Jack Nicholson
"People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch."
The Mayflower
"We could not now take time for further search or consideration; our victuals being much spent, especially our beer." - Mayflower Diary, 19th of December, 1620
Benjamin Franklin
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Friar Tuck
"This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption... Beer!"
Muhammed Ali
"If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize."
Bono & Bush
"There's a lot of blowhards in the political process, you know, a lot of hot-air artists, people who have got something fancy to say." - George W. Bush
U2
Pink Floyd
"And the worms ate into his brain"
Frank Sinatra
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
Louis Armstrong - Satchmo
"If you have to ask what jazz is, you'll never know. "
Jimmy Buffett
"I'd rather die while I'm living then live while I'm dead"
Bob Marley
"One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain."
Prince
"Michael Jackson's album was only called "Bad" because there wasn't enough room on the sleeve for "Pathetic.""
Rolling Stones
"Sympathy for the Devil"
Grateful Dead
"Friend of the Devil"
BB King & Eric Clapton
"Where to, Sir?" "Beale Street"
Bruce Lee - The Dragon
"If you love life, don't waste time, for time is what life is made up of."
Brandon Lee - The Crow
"The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering."
Father McKenzie...
...writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear; no one comes near ...
Love Boat Willie
"Hey Donald, what does laced with PCP mean? And do you have any donuts?"
Stifler for President
"Fuck Yeah!"
Old Glory
Flies higher when the country is run by Republicans
RNC - GOP
Maryland Republican Party
The GOP Does It Better
Baltimore
So what if we're defensive?
XM Radio
We take what we listen to, too Siriusly
Being Green & Ted
Like a Disease
This Blog is...
"Don't get me too excited because I use four letter words when I get excited." - Bono
Motivation
Saying Something...
...Is Evolving
A Bunch of Apes
Who the Hell is Darwin?
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It's the smell of... victory."
"Charlie Don't Surf!"
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Shark Warning! Watch Your Ass and Other Parts
"Hmm! It does taste like chicken"
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A Happy King Evil Theo
Hell's Rat Bastards
Hey Bert
"It's so hot down here"
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. - GC
The world just became a lot less funnier today.
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