World Domination in About a Month by...

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Carlos Brito and InBev have gotten what they wanted; Anheuser-Busch has agreed to a buyout by the Belgian world beer distributor making the company the world's largest.

All it took was $52 billion, the company name on the new logo, the promise of Budweiser being the new flagship beer and some seats on the board of directors. Hitler should have had Brito on his advisory team as he is able to conquer the world, as quickly as he does beer bongs.